Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Pat Buchanan:
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

Louis Farrakhan:
The road, you will see, represents the blackman. The chicken crossed
the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

The Bible:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,
"Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and
there was much rejoicing.

Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?

L.A. Police Department:
Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.

Richard M. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross
the road.   I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens.

Dr. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross itwith a toad? Yes! The
chicken  crossed the road, but why it crossed,I've not been told!

Ernest Hemingway:
To die. In the rain.

Martin Luther King, Jr.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.

Grandpa:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chickencrossed the road.   Someone
told us that the chicken crossed the road, andthat was good enough for
us.

Aristotle:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

Karl Marx:
It was an historical inevitability.

Saddam Hussein:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Ronald Reagan:
What chicken?

Captain James T. Kirk:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Fox Mulder:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes.  How many more chickens
have to cross before you believe it?

Machiavelli:
The point is that the chicken crossed the road.  Who cares why? The end
of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

Freud:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Bill Gates:
I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will not only crossroads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system.

Einstein:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?

Bill Clinton:
I did not cross "the road" with that chicken. I don't know that chicken.
Define cross.